From card no. 2Q0AAJWL:

Dear Library Girl, I was killing it at cornhole today. KILLING IT! Yours, Library Boy Masturbatory Maestro of Mini Corndogs i LMAO
Dear Library Girl, I was killing it at cornhole today. KILLING IT! Yours, Library Boy Masturbatory Maestro of Mini Corndogs i LMAO Why is this funny?